Rama Lama Bin Bamboom

Rama Lama Bin Bamboom lives on an asteroid circling another asteroid.   Only the richest of the wealthier denizens of the Cosmos have the capacity to do this.   He rather fancies himself a goatherd, so he wanders about on an artificial landscape with his goats, followed by a multitude of syncophants.   His austere lifestyle includes a simple looking cave, extensively wired and maintained through a state of the art artificial intelligence computer.   Back on Earth, Rama Lama operates as a fully sentient hologram.   This way, disgruntled inhabitants of the third world can meet with him to discuss various and sundry ways of returning to a simpler life, where women are carted around in self driven boxes an thieves are processed through limb amputation machines.   Rama Lama Bin Bamboom is also known as a poet with several published volumes.  Visitors to his asteroid are subjected to long recitations which can last days, according to some sources. […]

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The Future and Real Estate

So the one percent have one upped each other with posh new digs in outer space.   Collectively, these are known as the Cosmos, but individually, an asteroid.   Some asteroids are large enough for entire cities.  Most are tiny spots pretty much indistinguishable from the star cruisers which zip from place to place, carrying goods to the asteroids and trash back to Earth. Anyone interested in buying an asteroid can usually pick up a Yankee Flyer type newspaper at just about any bodega.   Or you can log into Wowzilla for a mere fifteen million zitcoin.  On Wowzilla, you can actually chat with a knowledgable artificial intelligence to find out more about the asteroid of your dreams.

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